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This Weeks Reporter: Dave Miley

October 16, 2003

    News Letter Archives     

This Week In Review
The song was weakly lead by Dick Mason, followed by resounding pledge lead by Joe Dowdey. Pastor Kohlmeier blessed the food. Benton encouraged the purchase of King Sooper coupons, Schillo saved his marriage by doing the same for flowers. Masias touted Entertainment Books. Morrone pitched the USO show at Heritage Square . Enslow was selling pies for the Chatfield Club, and Buckland promoted a Monday night football dinner at the South Restaurant Nov. 1. Pres. Pollak made several announcements of extreme importance. If you can remember any of them you may win next weeks Excellence Award. Jack Marshall announced the new SOD Program and Jacobus lost his wine. Bob Buckland won the Excellence Award. There was no time left for any fines. 
Sertoman of the Day
SOD, Ed Bezjak, Colorado Softball Hall of Fame member, bingo captain, past president, 48 year husband to Margie, father with two daughters, and grand father of three, Ed is a North Denver boy, graduated from Holly, Swansea, and Enunciation. Brought into the club by Doug Harder and Jack Culver. Ed worked at various places including a packing house, Mile High Office Products, Kissler Quill, and US Office Products. Bob Hogge missed the prize which was ultimately given to Mabe Downey. 
Our program was brought to us by Joe Dowdey by way of Dick Enslow, who works for the program guest, Barry Scoles. Barry is a Mortgage consultant for LifeStyle Mortgage. Barry gave us the history and details of reverse mortgages. The concept of reverse mortgages is relatively new and has been misunderstood until recently. The program is gaining strength and popularity especially with the older generation. We wish good luck to Enslow in his new venture. Look for a link to LifeStyle on this site.

On The Calendar 

Oct 22

Bingo Team D

Oct 23

Regular Meeting

Oct 24

    Jack Thompson's B'Day

Oct 26

Daylight Savings Time Ends

Oct 29

Bingo Team E

Oct 30

Regular Meeting

Oct 31


    Nov 1

Fall District Meeting

    Nov 5     Bingo Team A
    Nov 6     Regular Meeting
     Nov 14     Englewood Chamber Thanksgiving Service Club Luncheon 
    Dec 1     District Social - Heritage Square

Thoughts to Ponder 


1. Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."

13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

15 Honk if you love peace and quiet.

16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

20. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.

25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.

28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

29. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.