Song - Dave Miley Pledge -
? Invocation – Rev. Kohlmeier
ANNUAL REPORTS WERE
President: Joe Dowdey substituted for Tim Pollak
Secretary: Mike Ballew
Treasurer: Dick Lasky
Attendance: Jack Marshall
Social: Bob Buckland
Ways and Means: Don Masiass
Growth: Bob Hogge
Publicity: Don Smith
Membership: Rick Campbell
Programs: Joe Dowdey
Sponsorship: Rich Carlson
Sargent at Arms: Zach Harder
Bingo: Pat McKim
Incentives: Norm Selby
Foundation: Dave Miley.
who has a dog calls him "Rover" or
"Boy." I call mine
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to
me. When I went to City Hall
to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I
would like to have a license
for Sex. He said "I'd like to
have one too." Then I said
understand. I've had Sex since I was
nine years old." He said I must
have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I took the dog with
me. I told the motel clerk that I
wanted a room for my wife and me,
and a special room for Sex. He said
that every room in the place was
for sex. I said "You don't
understand, Sex keeps me awake at
The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but
before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just
standing there looking around. I told
him I had planned to have Sex
in the contest. He told me that I
should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand, I said,
"I had hoped to have Sex on
TV." He called me a
show-off. When my wife and I
went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said "Your Honor, I
had Sex before I was married."
The Judge said "Me too."
Then I told him that after I was married Sex
left me. He said "Me
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent
hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked
"What are you doing in this
in the morning?" I said "I'm
looking for Sex"
My case comes up Friday.