Logo       Don Smith
THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....April 26, 2007
This weeks Reporter-Sterling Cain

 Mr. Hogge    Mr. Buckland     Rev. Jim Robinson

Guests: Rick Campbell's wife, Renee and John Vierthaler's paralegal, Mrs. Davis

Fines: The Pres. Got fined but somehow it didn’t pass. John Verthaler was find because his guest said “she was a cheap date”. Come on John…..

Announcements: Blackbeard! Thursday, May 17 th at the Heritage Square Opera House. $30.50 for tickets, $28.50 (62+). Make your checks to Arapahoe Sertoma and get them in as soon as possible.

We had 6 tickets left at the beginning of the meeting. They all sold by the end of lunch.

George Hannis is taking the seating chart to the printer today.

Tim said that door prizes are looking good but any more that you can bring would be welcome.

Our Charity Raffle flyer: flyer.pdf

Sign up for the regional convention is coming to a close. Contact Bob Hogge immediately if you want to go.

The district Governor has asked if Arapahoe Sertoma could host the upcoming leadership conference on July 14, 2007. We will need two people to help out with registration in the morning and two people to help out with getting drinks and snacks for the meeting. If you are willing to help out with this please respond back to Bob Hogge

Soapbox Derby needs more volunteers. See their web site at: www.smhsbd.com and see the
volunteer form at: soap box derby.pdf
(The Soap Box Derby is just around the corner. The City of Littleton has notified us that we need to pass out a flyer to all of the homeowners within a mile radius of the race track. This flyer will explain what the Soap Box Derby race is about and about any street closures and an invitation to come and watch. We are looking for volunteers to help out next Sunday, April 29, 2007. We will meet in the west parking lot of Euclid Middle School at 1:00 pm. Please let me know if you can help us with this. Either email me or call me at 303-368-5148 to sign up. Thank you for your help. Christi Colvin)

Bingo: Doug Harder wanted an update to the Bingo “extra worker roster”. Then he goes into some jokes about a woman at church having a wedgy and she left some marks on his face.

B Team is up next Monday. A Team had a really rough night. Only 69 in attendance and a $3700 deposit.

SERTOMAN OF THE DAY: Tommy “Tooth” Fry

Born in Miles City, MT on the Yellowstone River.

Went to Custer County, H.S., it is still standing. He went to Dental School in NYC. He married Kay four days after graduating from dental school.

Bob Gallagher brought him into the club in 1965. In 1983 he was hit by a train while trying to push his car off the track. Not his wisest decision. He now carries a train schedule in his pocket at all times..

(Tom read some long story about the history of Miles City and just about put everyone to sleep)

Program: Presented by the learned John Vierthaler.

Our guest is an officer with the Jeffco sheriff's department. He is nationally recognized expert at tracking down and convicting Internet child predators. In the interest of keeping his undercover operations concealed I am not including his or his wife's name in the newsletter.

 His wife, who also works at the department, works undercover as both a teenage girl and a teenage boy. They have a 100% conviction rate and also have never been challenged for entrapment.

His advice to all your children and grandchildren is that you never, ever put any personal information on Internet sites. Never have any pictures with identifiable background information or clothing with logos that can identify your school or any other groups you belong to.

Kids make these mistakes all the time. That's why the Internet luring laws are on the books, to protect the children from their own worse impulses and mistakes in judgment. 1 out of 5 girls and 1 out of 10 boys have been sexually abused.

It is very important that parents monitor their children’s computer usage. 90% of children, that were talked to, give out too much personal information online. Parents should not just worry about myspace.com but anyplace where children give out too much personal information.


   N/A   Don Smithn  Don Nelson


       On the calendar .. www.arapahoe-sertoma.org/cal.htm

Sertoma Application form: app.pdf



Apr 30 - B Team
May 7 -  C Team
May 14 - D Team
May 21 - E Team
May 28 - A Team
Jun 4 - B Team
Jun 11 - C Team
Jun 18 - D Team
June 25 - E Team




       Apr 28 - Charity Raffle at Columbine C.C.
       May 3 -  Regular Meeting - SOD Elsey
       May 3-5 Regional in Colorado Springs.
       May 8 - Board Meeting - All invited.
       May 10 - Regular Meeting - SOD Forster
       May 17 - Regular Meeting - SOD Geers
                      The Heritage Square Melodrama
       May 24 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Grimm
       May 31 - Regular Meeting - SOD - Hannes

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   Editors notes:    
If you want an electronic copy of the Roster,    send me an e-mail.     donny46@comcast.net

Movie review:


1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy


1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.


1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all nighter means not getting up to pee!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember: A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, and Always Close To Your Heart!