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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....April 9, 2009
This weeks Reporter-Don Smith

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Quote of the day: “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory”. Larry the Cable Guy.

Guests:  n/a

Fines:  n/a

Bingo:   82 players and $6727 deposit. It was a rough night with the computer not working for a while which may by why we did so good on pickles: $8900. Total Net for March: $3346 and Total Net for Jan – Mar: $7629

Announcements:    Mabe Downey’s son died, our prayers and thoughts to Mabe. Also, Dave Miley said Bruce Elsey’s wife is doing a little better.

Rev. Jim said he went to the Dr. and the Dr. told Jim that things are looking real good.

April 18th is the Charity Car Raffle, a Saturday. Need nice door prizes. Jim Rees has tickets, let’s get them sold. We are coming up short.

We will have a car for the Soap Box Derby. Rick Campbell will engineer it and we have a 9 year old to drive it. At this time, he is weighing in at 38-lbs. More details on car and driver. The Derby is May 30-31 Anyone that wants to help with the car, contact Rick. There will be about 60 cars in the event this year.

Regional Convention will be about the end of April 30-May 2.

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Carl Duncan complimented the club for such a large turnout for his SOD presentation.

The birth of Carl Duncan in 1930, like Fred Downs, ushered in the Great Depression. Duncan's parents were school teachers who maintained employment during this era in small rural schools. They met and were married in Burlington. Carl was born in 1930 in Alamosa and 2 weeks later, the family moved to Cortez and was there first 6 years of his life. The family moved to the coal mining community of Oak Creek in 1936 where the main form of entertainment was tackle football with or without pads.


In 1940 they relocated to Avondale, a gentle farm community 15 miles east of Pueblo on the Arkansas River where the main form of entertainment was softball. Carl mentioned that per capital, Avondale is the murder capital of the U.S. with 2 murders and a population of 350. In playing softball, Duncan's first painful learning experience was to catch a fly ball with the hands rather than in the chest like a football. Duncan obtained a BA degree from the Univ. of Colorado and was drafted during the Korean War into the 101st Air Borne, was a Company Clerk and was sent to Germany because he could speak the language.

Carl recovered from the warped mentality instilled by the liberals at CU and obtained an MBA degree form DU and became a CPA, using the GI bill. In 1962 he settled in Denver and was unleashed as a CPA on an unsuspecting public. Carl was brought into the club by Steve Bolyard.

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Program:   Dr. Paul Burns is a Certified Chiropractic Sports Physician located in the Centrum Medical Complex of the Denver Tech Center. The clinic is a multidisciplinary facility specializing in the treatment of spinal, sports, work, and auto injuries. Through the years they have treated thousands of patients with back, neck and extremity injuries. They incorporate the best in evidence-based chiropractic medicine with spinal rehabilitation, massage and physiotherapy. They have an extensive network of medical specialists on hand if your particular condition requires referral.



Education:
* 1982 - Logan College of Chiropractic, Doctorate of Chiropractic - with Honors
* 1978 - Drury University, Bachelor of Science - Pre/Med Pre/Law
* Three Year Post Graduate Study in Chiropractic Orthopedics
* Two Year Post Graduate Study in Chiropractic Sports Medicine
* One year Post Graduate Program in Manipulation Under Anesthesia
* One Year Post Graduate Program in Pain Management

One procedure is Manipulation Under Anesthesia for Pain (MUA). This procedure is a non-invasive procedure increasingly offered for acute and chronic conditions, including: neck pain, back pain, joint pain, muscle spasm, shortened muscles, fibrous adhesions and long term pain syndromes. It is generally considered safe and is utilized to treat pain arising from the cervical, thoracic and lumbar spine as well as the sacroiliac and pelvic regions.

Prior to treatment, protocols of diagnostic testing should document the nature of the diagnosis, support the need for treatment and eliminate questions of psychosocial factors that can influence pain responses. In addition to X-ray, MRI scan or CT scan, a musculoskeletal sonogram or nerve conduction velocity test may be ordered.

http://www.drpaulburns.com 303 694-9759

 
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Apr 14 - Board meeting, all welcome
Apr 16 - Regular Meeting – SOD – Joe Dowdey
Apr 23 - Regular Meeting – SOD – Mabe Downey
Apr 30 - Regular Meeting – SOD – Ed Bezjak
May 7 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Glenn Combellick

BINGO
Apr 16 - E Team
Apr 23 - A Team
Apr 30 - B Team
May 7 - C Team

Click here for a printable version PDF             Club's 50yr Proclamation
   Editors notes:     If you want an electronic copy of the Roster,  
  send me an e-mail.     donny46@comcast.net

Sertoma Application form: app.pdf       Recruiting Manual

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Just think of the money we could save the taxpayers.  ;)

Dear Mr.President,

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance, with the following stipulations:
 
1) They leave their jobs immediately...... Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed

2) They buy NEW AMERICAN cars............. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either...................... buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It would only cost $40,000,000,000,000.00   Heck, we are almost there now.

 

At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again.