by: Don Smith

THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....Aug 10, 2006
This weeks Reporter-Sterling Cain

  Hogge   Harder      Rev. Jim

The Program for Aug. 24th is Bob Beauprex, running for Governor



Tim Pollack would like to remind folks that the sign up sheet for the lemonade stand is going around. If you are signed up, he would like for you to bring a 20 lb bag of ICE for your shift.

Bingo Report: Attendance was 117 and deposit was $4700. Progressive is up to $3300. Special thanks to George Hannis for substituting at short notice.

Health note: Betty Buckland, Bob's wife, was diagnosed with bladder cancer. She had a successful surgery and the cancer was removed. She will be going in for a follow up surgery later this month. Please wish her well and keep her in your prayers.

Fines: None? (what happened here?)

The Arapahoe Sertoma Club's 16 th Annual Golf Tournament will be held on Tuesday, September 5 th. Please sign up.

The Platte Canyon Sertoma Club will be holding their Annual Golf Tournament on Monday, August 28 th at The Ranch.

The District Conference will be held on Saturday, September 23 rd from 8:00 – 12:00AM

Handshake prize: A 2006 Dilbert calendar, good for another six whole months, was given to our resident Dilbert, Don Smith.

Play: George Hannes announced an upcoming play on August 24 th at the District level. Signup sheet was passed. See George for more details.

Directories: Tim Pollak needs to know how many members are needing directories. Costs will be $5.00 for each filler and $5.00 for each cover. Please contact Tim and let him know if you will be needing a directory as soon as possible.

King Soopers Coupons: Mike Magee put in a plug for the King Soopers coupons. These coupons contribute straight to the club, so if you shop at King Soopers, then please, please do it with coupons. See Mike for more details.


Nick Morrone was born in 1934 in South Philadelphia at the confluence of the Delaware and Schuylkill Rivers. He went to the South Philadelphia High School for Boys. Which was the same as the South Philadelphia High School for Girls just as long as you did not cross the line between the two.

He went to Drexel University where he received his degree in chemical engineering. He also attended Penn State for continuing professional education. He spent 36 years in research and development and retired in 1993.

He has been married to his wife Nina for 46 years and has two sons and one daughter. They are, respectively, a manufacturers rep., a manager for Farmer's Insurance and an elementary school teacher.

Nick also spent 6 ½ years in the Army Reserves.

Dick Sorenson brought him into the club 9 years ago.

PROGRAM:   Tim Pollack brought Bob C. from Alcoholics Anonymous. AA has a strict policy of public anonymity which is why Bob's full name cannot be included here.

AA is a self supporting organization for recovering alcoholics. It is a 12 step program that focuses on responsibility through spiritual growth. Each member of AA is responsible for carrying the message of the program to the community through public speaking engagements.

For additional information please visit the AA website at

This WAS the SOD list: but, things have changed.
8-17 O'Grady
8-24 Parchen
8-31 Penland
9-7 Perkins

Don Smith        Jim Helmick

          On the calendar ..   
         Aug 15 - Board Meeting 6p.m. Elks club
         Aug 17 - Regular Meeting - SOD Dave Penland
              Program: Susan Sanders on Bi-Polar Illness
         Aug 24 - Regular Metting - SOD Barney O'Grady ?
              Program: Bob Beauprex, running for Governor
         Aug 31 - Regular Metting - SOD

Aug 14 - B Team
Aug 21 - C Team
Aug 28 - D Team
Sep 4 - E Team (Labor day)

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Subject: What a joke! (i'm sure most of this is correct)

5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their
Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and confused. We are not
going to grant them an extension.

However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going
to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies,
attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300
hours of ESL
(English as a Second Language) training at our expense, etc.



Thought for today...

            If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked.  Drink some Windex.  It will keep you from streaking.


A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A
sliceof toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,
Homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra,"
He says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy ribeye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got

to be the Viagra...I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."