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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....Aug 13, 2009
This weeks Reporter-Jim Perkins

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Quote: If love is a horse, good luck saddling it.

Guests:   John Jeffrey, guest of Ken Kelley

Fines:   Reverend Robertson twice; once for wearing a hat and after he took credit for lightning not knocking out the Bingo computer, he was fined for playing God. Ed Bezjak for fining God.
Two bits to Vierthaler for a lousy job of stirring our name chips.

Bingo:   79 players with a deposit of 5,400+.

Announcements:    The clubs 19th annual golf classic will be held at the Meadow’s country Club on Aug 25th. Someone mentioned this eliminates Ed Bezjak’s home court advantage.

Pat McKim thanked the club members who helped out in The Step Up For Cancer fundraiser. The club donated $600 of the over $100,000 raised by the event. Indications were that Pat was there more for the girls.

Will Martinez has King Soopers coupons.

Our impoverished Rev. presented Joe Geers with a corkscrew as today’s Hand Shake prize,

Bob stein received an enthusiasm award for bringing in a new member.

Welcome back to Jack Marshall & good luck!

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Dick Laskey was born 8-15-48 in Detroit Michigan. His grandfather was a dentist who worked on notables such as Race Beamer of early radio fame and baseball Hall of Famer Ty Cobb.

Dick passed around for viewing some very old currency including a $0.50 bill. His high school is closed and his rivers were the Detroit & Rusch rivers. Dick has served in a large variety of club offices including his having been President, Treasurer etc.

Dick has been married for 35 years with both a daughter and son plus two grandkids. He earned an accounting degree at Kalamazoo U.

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Program:  Barney O’Grady introduced Don Burmania who currently is an agent for the Colorado Division of Gaming, the agency that regulates the casinos in the three mountain towns of Black Hawk, Central City and Cripple Creek. They currently have 92 employees and the division answers to the Departments of law enforcement, gaming, and investigation of revenue.

Don began by answering his two most frequently asked questions: He does not know where the loosest slots are and the best way to make money is to be the house.

Don indicated that limited gambling was legalized by the state in 1990. By 1992, 75 casinos had opened. This number is now down to 40 with the smaller “Mom & Pop” types replaced by big business establishments.

Recent amendment 50 provides casino towns the right to allow casinos to expand their venues to include craps and roulette tables and to remain open 24-7. Clubs are experimenting with their hours of operation and may choose to remain open all night only on weekends.

State law dictates the house set their slot machines to pay back 80-100% of funds received. Most are set from 90-95%.

Job opportunity? Dealers earn up to $70-80K per year in tips plus a base minimum wage.

Oddly enough there is no state or federal law against card counting. This is something the house watches for and takes action against.

 
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Upcoming programs:
August 20th Tony Kovaleski :Channel 7 Investigative reporter
August 27th Dave Aguilera Channel 4 Meteorologist

 
 
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Today Tim Pollack won both the fiver and the pot-of-gold. Rumor has it he is considering retiring and moving to Black Hawk.


Aug 20 - Regular Meeting – SOD Mike Magee
Aug 27 - Regular Meeting – SOD Scott Manley
Sep 3 - Regular Meeting – SOD Jack Marshall
Sep 10 - Regular Meeting – SOD Will Martinez
Sep 17 - Regular Meeting – SOD Dick Mason
Sep 24 - Regular Meeting – SOD Pat McKim

BINGO
Aug 20 - C Team
Aug 27 - D Team
Sep 3 - E Team
Sep 10 - A Team
Sep 17 - B Team
Sep 24 - C Team

Click here for a printable version PDF             Club's 50yr Proclamation
   Editors notes:     If you want an electronic copy of the Roster,  
  send me an e-mail.     donny46@comcast.net

Sertoma Application form: app.pdf       Recruiting Manual     

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