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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....Auguest 7, 2008
This weeks Reporter-Don Smith

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Quote of the Day: Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them. (unkown)

Guests: Jim Robinson introduced Peter Pauwels, his life skills coach.

Fines:  None ?

Announcements: George Hannes is looking for the DVD that had a bunch of pictures on it. Please return to George.
Nick Morrone was back to lunch today. Great to see you back Nick.
Mabe is looking good, a bit thin but he said he gained a couple pounds lately.
Bob Hogge has King Soopers cards for sale and if you didn’t get a “Greeting Card”, you still own your dues.
District Social is Aug 14 th at Heritage Square.
Western Welcome Week Lemon Aide Stand is Aug 16 th. Sign-up sheet passed.
Enslow announced the 18 th Arapahoe Sertoma Fall Classic Golf Tournament is September 2 nd, a Tuesday, at the Meadows. Sign up know.
Tim has the new Directories here.

Bill and Jackie Kohlmeier thank all those Sertomans who remembered them with cards and greetings concerning their 50th wedding anniversary.  We were truly surprised with a large box of cards while on the cruise ship Wonder.  It was a great way to celebrate with our family (18 in all), and the surprise greetings from friends made it even better.   Your kindness is truly appreciated.
God's love and ours,      Bill and Jackie 

Front Randge and Central Colorado Up-Coming Events through March 2009.pdf

Bingo Report:   Mason reported a FULL TEAM last Friday, way to go guys: They had 141 players and a deposit of $5250:


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Scott Manley filled two chairs today, not because his back said is that big, it was because the scheduled SOD didn’t show up so Scott took his turn.

Born 1947 in Denver at St. Joseph Hospital. Went to Park Hill elementary and then to East High. He got a teaching degree and started teaching in Greely, then went on to get a masters, later getting a doctorate at UNC in administration and counseling. Scott worked at Craig Hospital for 36 years and met his wife, Cathy, there. They have two children, a son and a daughter and two grandkids now. Scott and Cathy are both retired. No military service, his draft number was 328 but he also had bad legs. The river was the Platte River. Dean Hiss brought him into the club. Scott used to work with Sertoma at Craig. Sertoma bought Craig the first van in the 1970’s.

(Editors note: If you have a bio you would like me to use when you're the SOD, please send it to me. I can't listen and write at the same time. My skin Dr. calls it: A.G.E. )


Program:   Scott introduced Steve Chase. Steve is president and owner of Lucid Insurance Strategies, Inc. a Centennial based employee benefits brokerage general agency. Steve shared some areas that he wishes his father would have reviewed with him to get him ready for married life.

When Steve took his wife on their first date, he told her he knew he was going to marry her. She said it was so nice to hear a man say the “M” word. They married about 6 months later. His wife thought she was getting a big, strong, handsome, sexy  “home repair man”. Well, guess what, his dad never taught him how to do “home repair”, and it went on from there.

The title of his speech is "Dad-Why Didn't You Tell Me These Things?"

Steve Chase provides a hilarious look at discovering the ups and downs or married life-things his father should have told him.  His stories include home repairs, communicating with your spouse, doing laundry and buying presents that are sure to leave you laughing.  To book Steve for your next event call 720-488-0747 or email him at his buisness at:

Upcoming programs:
August 14th- John Vierthaler
Auguest 21st- John Vierthaler
August 28th- John Vierthaler
September 4th- Peter Pauwels-Adaptive Fishing Program
September 11th - Derek Handley - Water 2 Wine
September 18th-Paul King-Juntos Argentina
September 25th- Dean Cottington, God Bless America
October, November, December-OPEN

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Aug 12 - Board Meeting 6p.m. All members welcome
Aug  14 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Mike Magee
Aug  21 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Jack Marshall
Aug  28 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Dick Mason
Sept  4  - Regular Meeting - SOD – Pat McKim
Sept  9  - Board Meeting 6p.m. All members welcome
Sept 11 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Cliff Metsker
Sept 18 - Regular Meeting - SOD – Dave Miley
Aug 15 - Bingo Team E
Aug 22 - Bingo Team A
Aug 29 - Bingo Team B
Sep  5  - Bingo Team C
Sep 12 - Bingo Team D
Sep 19 - Bingo Team E
Sep 26 - Bingo Team A
Oct  2  - Bingo Team B

Click here for a printable version
   Editors notes:     If you want an electronic copy of the Roster,    send an e-mail.
Sertoma Application form: app.pdf

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Arapahoe has a new PHOTO page:


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady

swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those

many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got

out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started..