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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....January 4, 2007
This weeks Reporter-Don Smith

Rick Jacobus    Dave Penland    Rev Jim

Guests:   Bob Hogge introduced Larry Wood from the DTC club. Larry was here to inform us of their fund raising project to help some of our seriously wounded soldiers recuperating at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, DC. The donations are used to purchase a sweat suit with a jackt and "tear away" pants, as well as a piece of rolling luggage. Many of the wounded men and women are amputees. Donations can be mailed to: The Sertoma Club of DTC, c/o Wes Schuneman 309 Jerry St., Suite 106, Castle Rock, CO 80104. phone: 303-770-1822

Fines: I didn't hear any.

Announcements:  George Hannes passed around pictures from last year. Take what you want.

Dave Penland: Get 5 to stay alive (I think he wants us to get NEW MEMBERS). Feb 2nd is the Growth Party, more details later.

Norm Schillo said he was related to a lot of the kids at the Christmas party.

Nick Morrone was congratulated for all his hard work and to all others that helped.

Ed Bezjak gave Bingo report. Before Christmas we deposited $5050 with 87 players. Dick Laskey gave the Bingo report on the "New Years Day" session. The "Z" team had 8 workers with 114 players and deposited $6500. Great job Z-team members. Dick Mason reminded us that the "A" team is up next Monday.

Bob Hogge had Soap Box Derby volunteer sheets passed around. The Derby will be held Feb. 17-18.

Tim Pollak announced a Ways and Means meeting next Thursday, Jan 11th, at 11:30a.m.

Handshake prize: John Pifer won a kazoo (I don't know how to spell it)


Bill Benton - our favorite candidate for Sertoman of the Year. Denver native - entering the scene Sunday, October 14, 1928, makes him 939 months old (conception date available - ask Bill). Graduated from Manual High School - served in the Navy for 3 years, 2 months, graduated from University of Denver in 1954. Married Betty (who passed away 10 years ago). Daughter Cindy is 49 and retired from Metro West Fire, son is 51 and continues flying the nation’s air routes with United. Bill also has a couple grandkids. He has peddled cars for Burt Chevy for more than 42 years and claims to have sold about 20,400 cars by the end of 2005. Bill has a ‘significant other’ Gail, who seems to keep him out of most trouble. Bill was brought to Sertoma by Bill Anderson, a long time ago, back in the days when we met at Wyatt’s cafeteria. He’s been a consistent and faithful doer of good deeds ever since

Mabe Downey won the "handshake prize" of 500 pennies in a jar of honey. (last time Bill was SOD, he forgot to bring the jar of "honey pennies").

Program:  After Carl Duncan mentioned how Stump Harder took care of a couple lovely ladies at the Bingo pickle bar, he then Carl then bragged about all the FREE massages he is getting, then he introduced Matt Krusoe, who allows Carl to get the free massages. Matt has a "Demonstration Center" that has 13 Migun Therapeutic beds. (Migun means Beautiful Health). These beds have

Matt gave us a brief run down on his past life, then he tried to explain how the Migun bed worked. (it has some little balls that roll up and down your body. They are filled with Helium gas and produce Far Infrared Rays and heat). The infrared thermal system stimulates the consumption of energy equal to that expended in a 6 to 9 mile run. The far infrared rays also flushes out toxins from the lymph areas and from the largest organ of elimination, the skin, and restores a healthy body.

Matt said that Tom Martino sent some under cover people in to check out the beds and were so impressed that a film crew was sent in to cover the beds in more detail. Matt also said the beds are a great cure for "road rage".

There are several locations along the front range, go try one out FOR FREE.
Check out www.migunworld.com

   John Pifer  Joe Geers    Mabe Downey


       On the calendar ..


Jan 8 - A Team
Jan 15 - B Team
Jan 22 - C Team
Jan 29 - D Team
Feb 5 - E Team




       Jan 4 - Regular Meeting SOD Benton
       Jan 11 - Regular Meeting - SOD Bolyard
       Jan 18 - Regular Meeting - SOD Bezjak
       Jan 25 - Regular Meeting - SOD Buckland
       Feb 1 - Regular Meeting - SOD Cain
       Feb 2 - Growth Party - Bring Guest
       Feb 17-18 Soap Box Derby
       Feb 19 – Freedom Week at the Sheraton
       Mar 9 - Spring awards banquet
       May 3 rd - 5 th Regional in Colorado Springs.

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   Editors notes:    
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Movie review:


Corporate Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.