Logo       Don Smith
THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....March 15, 2007
This weeks Reporter-Sterling Cain

       Rev. Jim Robinson

Guests: Dean Hiss brought a guest, Scott, who is retired. (I spotted him looking over an application?)

Fines:$1.00 to Joe Dowdy for rowdy crew. Joe mentioned he couldn’t afford taking them all out to lunch so he brought them here. He tried claiming SOD immunity but that was denied.

Announcements: Tim: We have tickets left for charity raffel. Lets get rolling people. Need door prizes.

Rainbow Bridge event: The 2007 Intergenerational Idols event will be held on April 19 th Teikyo Loretto Heights Theater.

The regional is coming up May 3-5 in Colorado Springs. Hogge has the packets for signup.

The Heritage Square Melodrama. Blackbeard, a swashbuckling comedy. Get your name on the list. Seats are limited. Thursday, May 17th. $30.50 for tickets, $28.50 (62+)

Wanda Carlson says that Rick will be going home Monday.

Blackhawk is definitely on. Bus will leave at 5:00pm. March 29th.

Tim Pollak: Distributed a letter for solicitation of door prizes for the Charity Raffle. 50 tickets are left, get to work you bums!

McGee: Get your King Soopers coupons!

Bingo: Bingo was 79 People. $4200 deposit.

Enslow: Bingo option list has been handled by Dave Penland. Dave will be unable to take care of it past the end of the month. If you are interested in taking the job please talk to Enslow.

(did we just hear all about Joe last week?)

Joe was born in Hawarden Iowa.  Hawarden is north of Sioux City, south of Sioux Falls, west of Sioux Center, and east of the Big Sioux River.  Joe is married to Carol and has a son Jim, and a daughter Jessica.  Joe and Carol have two grand kids.  Joe was brought into the club by John Pifer.  Joe has held virtually every office on the Board of Directors and chaired numerous committees.  He is a financial advisor at J. D. Edward's.  Joe grew up in a family owned furniture business atmosphere dating back to his grandfather.  When Joe failed to grasp the difference between a crosscut and a rip saw, the lineage stopped and the business failed.  Fortunately for us, he is a proud SERTOMAN. (next time your the SOD Joe, bring the full $5.00).

Program: WOW, Mabe came up with a great program again. Kathy Fortune was our program and instead of me trying to tell you what the program was, you can read the whole thing here:   Believe you can fly.htm Kathy is a member of Highlands Baptist Church in Centennial



       On the calendar ..




Mar 19 - A Team
Mar 26 - B Team
Apr 2 - C Team
Apr 9 - D Team
Apr 16 - E Team
Apr 23 - A Team




       Mar 22 - Regular Meeting - SOD Downey
       Mar 24 - Texas Hold'em
       Mar 29 - Regular Meeting - SOD Downs
       Apr 5  - Regular Meeting - SOD Duncan
       Apr 12  - Regular Meeting - SOD Combellick
       Apr 19 - Regular Meeting - SOD
       Apr 26 - Regular Meeting - SOD
       Apr 28 - Charity Raffle at Columbine C.C.
       May 3-5 Regional in Colorado Springs.

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Movie review:


The Way Children See Things!

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ! ! ! "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy befoe?"

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear