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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....May 13, 2010
This weeks Reporter-Don Smith

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Quote:   America is a great place, any child can grow up to be President or any child that doesn’t grow up can be vice President. Johnny Carson

Guests:   n/a

Fines: Table one for poor attendance and acting President Jim.

Announcements:  Scott filled in for Randy and said they can use volunteers for the Colorado Walk 4 hearing May 22nd at Clement Park. Contact Randy.

Rick Campbell says they need volunteers for the practice race Sat. and Sun. Contact him if you are interested in helping out.

The club will be having a sealed vote May 27th (a non binding vote) on whether we want to allow women to the club. please mail a yes or no vote to P.O. Box 38, Englewood, CO 80151 asap so your vote can be counted, it will be kept private. You can have a proxy vote for you if you will not be at the meeting. Voting slips will be handed out at the May 27th meeting.

Pat McKim reminded us we need players for the upcoming Poker Night on May 25th. The prizes are getting better and the grand prize so far is the donation of a condo for the weekend in Beaver Creek that can sleep 17 people. Our lunch hostess has donated several prizes. We have over $8,000 in prizes so far and only about 44 signed up.. The donation is also tax deductible.

Rick Campbell says our driver, Eric, was at the practice race last week and the real race could use volunteers. See Rick. We will have the Lemonade stand set up there so we need some hands squishing Lemons June 5 and 6.

Installation Banquet is set for Friday, June 25th at Red Rocks. $25 per person and club will make up the difference. We also have openings for a couple positions as Chairman of Committees.

Get it on your calendar, the 2012 Convention will be in KC, MO.

Will Martinez has King Soopers coupons. The club receives 5% but only 4 people regularly use the service. The card is like a debit card so it’s easy to use. 

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SERTOMAN OF THE DAY: 

Mabe Downey was today’s Sertoman of the Day.. He also said he thought he had been the SOD over 30 times. Mabe was born in Alabama and raised in Tennessee, but grew up in Englewood, his family coming here in 1944 and buying a house. He spent a year at DU before entering the Air Force between 1951-1952 where he served in Korea. He then was a meter reader before opening an insurance office and eventually got into real estate.

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Mabe joined a magicians club a few years ago and in the past, has entertained us with some of his tricks. He was the charter President of the Sunset Sertoma Club in about 1968 before it faded and then he came to the Arapahoe Club. Steve Bolyard got him into the Sunset Club and

Dick Graham asked him to come to the Arapahoe Club. He has been married a couple of times
and has 2 sons and 3 grandsons. Mabe is currently single, but perhaps the magic lamp trick might provide him with a future companion. Mabe is also retired.
Mabe told us a little about one of his sons that started life with a very serious problem with his intestines twisted but the surgery was a great success and went on to play many sports and have a good life until one day he came up missing and was later found with a self inflected gun shot wound to the head. He was 51yrs, 2mo. Mabe said he was a good son for all those years.
He ended with his old faithful undercooked chicken joke

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Program:  Scott Manley introduced John Barnes, who came today to talk about 18 Lessons from Golf about life is a funny, inspirational perspective about golf and its applications. The best life lessons are humorous, and JOHN BARNES mixes his passion for the game and its many lessons with his ability as a former stand-up comedian to entertain and inspire. Mr. Barnes connects the victories, failures, and challenges of golf and golfers to business, relationships, spirit, and life in general.

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John told a story of when of his told him he should enter a Dan Reeves sound alike contest on KOA radio station at about the time the Broncos were getting ready to play the Cleveland Browns in Denver in the AFC playoff. When they finally put him on the air, he jumped right in talking like Dan Reeves and the station people got all excited and they got the real Dan Reeves on another phone so the tow were on together and John had Dan laughing and John won the contest and some tickets to the game. About 6 months later, John saw Dan signing autographs at the old Lake Side mall and Dan’s daughter was there so went up to her and told her who he was that he had won the contest the she said Dad really wanted to meet John (John figuring Dan wanted to kill him) but Dan couldn’t have been nicer and John had met him several times after that. What John learned later was that Dan was driving to work during the contest and thought he would call into the contest to enter until he heard John.

John went on to tell some stories and take questions from the group. One thing he did say was that the easiest way for a tour caddy to get fired is to tell his man what NOT to do.

John is participating in the 8th Annual Summer Solstice Golf Marathon on June 14th to benefit Denver Kids Inc. If you would like to sponsor him for $1.00 to $10.00 per hole or a contribution level of your choosing, contact http://denverkidsinc.org/dedicate-gift or contact John at: jkbinvestments@msn.com Tele: 303-917-0661, John is in the investment business.

 
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Upcoming programs:
May 20th: Joe Rice, State Representative Colorado State House District 38
In June: A Russian spy and Gayle Norton
 
 
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                       Upcoming SOD list
May 20 – Regular Meeting – SOD Joe Dowdey
May 27 – Regular Meeting – SOD Carl Duncan
June 3 - Regular Meeting – SOD Dick Enslow
June 10 - Regular Meeting and BODSOD Tom Fry
June 17 - Regular Meeting – SOD Joe Geers
June 24 - Regular Meeting – SOD Phil Grimm



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I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I also have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.
Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/%20TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSC%20RI%20PTS/0604/01/ldt01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.
Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www/..rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .'
Verify at: http: // www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $ 338..3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY; IT IS $338,300,000,000.00 WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY FOR THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY.

Are we THAT stupid? YES, FOR LETTING THOSE IN THE U.S. CONGRESS GET AWAY WITH LETTING THIS HAPPEN YEAR AFTER YEAR!!!!!

 

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