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THIS WEEK IN REVIEW ....May 21, 2009
This weeks Reporter-Don Smith

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Quote of the day: Mark Twain: “Advertisements contain the only truths that can be found in the newspaper.”

Guests: Mike Hogge, father of Bob Hogge.
Larry Weir from Greater Park Hill Club was here to sell Las Vegas Raffle tickets.

Fines:   To Rick Campbell for some advertising in a paper without mention of Sertoma.

Bingo:   74 players and $6370 deposit.

Announcements:    Ed Bezjak finally got is “43year” award. Congratulations Ed

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New slate of candidates for next year’s BOD:
CEO – Jim Rees, President – John Vierthaler, Vice President - Scott Manley, Sponsorship, Mabe Downy – Programs, Treasurer – Will Martinez, Ken Kelley – Membership/ Growth?,
Secretary – Jim Perkins, Ways & Means – Jack Marshall, Incentives –Dave Miley
Attendance & Publicity – Don Smith, Sergeant at Arms – Jim Robertson,

Tim thinks we should learn how to do a wine tasting fund raiser, there is good money to be made (if we don’t drink all the wine first).

Board meeting next Thursday after lunch, will last 45 min. to an hour.

Jack Marshall gave an update on the Mile High Soap Box Derby on our lemonade stand May 30-31 at Euclid Jr. High. Board also approved the club buying our own stand.

The Annual Bill Parchen Memorial Classic golf tournament will be June 23 at Raccoon Creek with starting time at 12:40pm. More info to follow.

Bob Hogge has King Soopers coupons.

Newsletter correction: Joe Geer’s son-in-law is Dr. Dave Hnida, on channel 4 news Dr. Dave.

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It was a dark and stormy night (or day) on November 18, 1934, at Porters Hospital, when Phil Grimm decided to come into the world, backwards. The Dr’s at that time weren’t real sure how to deal with this kind of birth so they needed some help. Phil attended Lincoln Elementary, Grant Jr. High and graduating Englewood Sr. High in 1952. He then took Pre-Dental at DU for one year and participated in ROTC and dated a WAC. At about this time, he met Marlys (who had Cheerleader legs), a Dental Assistant for Phil’s Uncle and in the late 50’s, they were married. They have been married about 56 years, have 3 kids and 4 grand kids. He was brought into the club by Bill Anderson and Bill Parchen about 1991. In 2002/2003, Phil was the club President after going through most of the chairs.

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Phil started his working career doing summer jobs like building a house, shoveling up to 20 tons of manure a day and buffing cars. In 1957 he went into the sign business and retired from it in 2000. Now he plays tennis, golf and cards to stay busy.

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Program:   John Vierthaler introduced Alexandra Davis, Assistant Director – Water for the Department of Natural Resources. She came to explain some of the issues with the state’s water resource. She was born in NY, NY and at age seven, her parents moved the family to Aspen. She has an Under Graduate degree from CA. and attended CU Law School.

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Water is a limited commodity in Colorado. 20% of the state’s water is on the Front Range but 80% of the population lives there. 85% of the water goes to agriculture with the rest to industry, energy and humans. One of the problems with the people getting to use the water is the water is owned by holders of Senior water rites and it’s “use it or lose it”. The state owns all the water.

The Colorado Water Conservation Board (CWCB) was created in 1937 for the purpose of aiding in the protection and development of the waters of the state. The agency is responsible for water project planning and finance, stream and lake protection, flood hazard identification and mitigation, weather modification, river restoration, water conservation and drought planning, water information, and water supply protection. CWCB's Mission Statement: To Conserve, Develop, Protect and Manage Colorado's Water for Present and Future Generations.
http://www.cwcb.state.co.us/

Did You Know Reducing Water Can Lead to BIG Savings?
• Watering your landscape in the early morning or late evening can save up to 40% of water.
• Washing clothes in a high efficiency washer can save 6,000 gallons per household annually.
• Xeriscaping uses 42% less water than traditional landscaping.
Check out even more savings!

 
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Upcoming programs:
May 28: Tom Ashburn from Xcel Energy on wind and solar energy power growth.
June 4: Dr. Bill Bergman will talk about the swine flu as well homeopathically
June 18:  Bebe Kleinman "Accessible Care for the Underserved"

 
 
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May 28 – Regular Meeting – SOD George Hannes
      Board meeting after lunch
June 4 - Regular Meeting – SOD Doug Harder
June 11 – Regular Meeting – SOD James Helmick
June 18 – Regular Meeting – SOD Dean Hiss
June 25 – Regular Meeting – SOD Bob Hogge

BINGO
May 28 - A Team
June  4 - B Team
June 11 - C Team
June 18 - D Team
June 25 - E Team

Click here for a printable version PDF             Club's 50yr Proclamation
   Editors notes:     If you want an electronic copy of the Roster,  
  send me an e-mail.     donny46@comcast.net

Sertoma Application form: app.pdf       Recruiting Manual

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Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading toward 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate met meorologists than the National Weather Service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

NOTE: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.